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Alas, Balloons Aren't The Only Things Being Blown Up
Hammers Were Likely Involved
How They Were Smuggled Into The Conference Room Remains A Mystery

If That Doesn't Show Him How We Feel About Him, We'll Anonymously Post Mean Things To His Facebook Page
If The American Justice Department Gets Its Way...
It May Take Three Weeks For The News To Reach Them - Welcome Back To The Seventeenth Century
Michelangelo Oh!
Practicing Restraint - Being Put In Restraints: It's A Fine Line...
She Should Fire Her Adviser - Hugh Bris
Something Tells Me That Comic Is The Only Relief The Irish Will Be Getting
That's Your Tax Dollars Taking A Vacation From Sanity On A Sandy Beach In An Imaginary Universe